if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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