Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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