she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
