So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
this will be a night to untag.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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