There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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