I'm so fucking centered right now
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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