Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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