i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Randomize
