my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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