Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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