WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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