ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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