So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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