For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Randomize
