Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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