Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
3pm strippers are depressing
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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