Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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