My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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