so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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