Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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