I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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