Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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