fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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