spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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