This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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