I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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