k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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