what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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