awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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