Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
