i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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