being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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