so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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