so that wasnt chicken after all
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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