BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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