I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
This baby is an asshole
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
