How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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