Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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