im drinking this country out of the recession.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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