I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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