YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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