this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im about as happy as oj after his trial
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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