Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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