So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you never un-have a 4some
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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