I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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