from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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