just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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