your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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