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(323): View more from California

Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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(317): View more from Indiana

We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??

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(858): View more from California

This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Nope I went the fuck home like an adult

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(636): View more from Missouri

You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.

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(813): View more from Florida

I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.

(727): View more from Florida

Who says it wasn't?

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(707): View more from California

I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.

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