Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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