All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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