I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
