I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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