I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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