this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
