She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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